Everything Men Know About Women

I consider myself an expert on women. Why? Because I've been around women for most of everyday of my life. Being a middle-age guy, that's a load of experience and expertise.

To start with, I spent 9 months inside the tummy of a woman, or was it inside her belly? I know everything about mothers.

Then after I was born, I found out I had a sister, who beat me to the birth. I know a whole lot about sisters.

During my school days, everyone I ever dated was female. I know girlfriends like the face of my watch.

I was engaged thrice. Guess to whom? Ladies! So I know all about fiances too.

At age 28, I married a beautiful woman, one I call the Queen of Africa. Of course, I know all about wives.

While I was away in the United States, my wife gave birth to our daughter in Ghana, West Africa. Our daughter is a teenager now. Then late in the family planning game, boom, another daughter, who turns four in October 2008. You bet, I know all about daughters.

As you can see, it is no exaggeration, when I say I am an expert on women. From my vast experience inside a woman, around women, beside women, and with women, I have learned, and I now know everything there is to know about women, any woman.

Well, I know so much about women, it could take at least 60 months to lay out my findings for the benefit of my fellow male sub-species living off Mother Earth. But as the quintessential expert on anything and everything female, why would I need that much time? It just takes me 60 seconds to spell it all out.

Here -- everything men know about women.......